Sunday, May 27, 2007

Ill Poetic live from the Taste of Cincinnati

Walking through the taste of Cincinnati and stumbled upon Ill Poetic. I got lucky. And you got lucky I had a camera to share it with you.



*****If you haven't noticed, the audio cuts out halfway through the video. I'll have to fix this when I get back to Cincinnati tomorrow.*****

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Interview with a new council candidate

Find more information on Steven Pavelish @ www.pavelish.com.

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Best food at Taste of Cincinnati

The best and only vegan food at Taste of Cincinnati was found at Shanghai Mama's.

Their mango spring rolls and edamae were killer. I'm going to try their real restaurant now... I'm sure it's even better than their overpriced booth food.

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Naked Cowboy plugs the mothership

Taste of Cincinnati is all sorts of fun. Even New York City's naked cowboy shows up (native of Cincinnati I believe).

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Friday, May 25, 2007

Texas Toast



More from Molly Sullivan at her MySpace.

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Thursday, May 24, 2007

More on muni wi-fi

Dave Menninger continues the discussion over at his blog.

I will be the first to admit that there are good reasons to be for and against municipal wifi. I happen to be in favor of it. But the most important thing is that people don't start throwing around arguments and citations that don't make sense.


The only thing I'm not sure of is what the good reasons to be against municipal wifi are...I suppose I could just be blinded by my love of technology...

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Saturday, May 19, 2007

Charter starting to look REAL stupid

Joe Wessels and the Cincinnati Post have picked up on the ongoing saga of the Charter Committee and the Cincinnati Beacon.

For those who don't know, the Dean of Cincinnati was denied membership to the Charter Party (Cincinnati's third party) due to the fact he was a blogger. The Dean of Cincinnati, knowing this rule was bunk, cried fould– Charter of course has had a candidate (Nick Spencer) who was a blogger and another candidate who was a TV newscaster.

One comment in Wessels' column provoked some thought:

Haap was rejected, according to Jeff Cramerding, Charter's executive director, because he is a journalist. Cramerding said that people can be a partisan or a journalist, but not both. "We thought we were doing him a favor," he said of Haap. "It would be a conflict of interest if he's a journalist."


Cramerding's comment is silly off-the-cuff rationalization. News organizations set their own limits on their reporters' political lives. I've heard of some newspapers who won't let their political reporters vote. I've heard other journalism veterans say that reporters' personal lives are their own business.

Political life is obviously a part of a person's private life.

What I've never heard is a party (or a committee that acts as a party) set such restrictive rules on membership. Cramerding's comments are sweeping in such a way that show very little thought. Why you ask? Writers for publications like The New Republic or Mother Jones are journalists, right? But they're also obviously partisan. Does the Democratic Party kick them out?

I imagine that's something Cramerding knows, but didn't think of under the gun.

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City council a little slow to respond

It's pretty sad that David Crowley has been the only one to respond promptly to my concerns. After all, I am a voter and my question was pretty simple.

We'll see if they keep dragging their feet.

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Thursday, May 17, 2007

David Crowley on citywide Wi-Fi

From an e-mail:

"I am glad to see the City Manager look at this issue in a proactive manner. While it is hard to say that I support the proposal without knowing the specifics of how the program will work or what it will cost I certainly agree it should be examined. In this day and age anything we can do to promote easier access to the internet among our residents, particularly our economically disadvantaged citizens, should be done. Recently Cincinnati made another such forward thinking step in approving incentives for developers willing to build "green". In this case we have another opportunity to be a leader."

David Crowley


More to come.

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Council positions on citywide wi-fi proposal

I've contacted all the city council offices and asked for their position on the proposed plan to bring wi-fi to Cincinnati.

I will post their responses as they come, and after a couple days I will post their compiled answers on the Beacon (and here). I'm sure analysis will follow from there, but I will let their answers speak for themselves for the time being.

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Wi-Fi: The best news out of Cincinnati in a long time

City hall is considering a city-wide wireless network and I couldn't be happier.

Mark Mallory hasn't been the mayor I've expected him to be, but if him and new city manager Milton Dohoney manage to get this done, I'll be in love (figuratively speaking of course).

Important notes from the story:

The network would provide wireless connections to the Internet at broadband speeds. Internet users would need computers with wireless capabilities to use the system...

Mayor Mark Mallory supports the plan but wants also to come up with a way to provide home computers to low-income residents.


Social justice at its finest.

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Sunday, May 06, 2007

The Roots disappoint at UC

The Roots latest release, Game Theory, remodeled a usually raw sound into a tightly produced and refined hip-hop album.

All of the innovation on the album was lost in its live presentation at the University of Cincinnati on Saturday night.

To be fair, the Roots had the deck stacked against them from the beginning. The three-fourths empty arena killed the atmosphere. The decision to not sell beer kept those who were there even more somber than their suburban upbringings should dictate. And the fact that the seat-assigned floor was not even half full while eager fans were pushed to the back of the bleachers in the name of assigned seating didn't help either.

Not your typical jam-packed Roots concert at Bogart's.

All outside factors aside, The Roots delivered an uninspired, uneven performance. Fans of the Roots' music, and hip-hop in general, were put-off by the seemingly 30-minute Bob Dylan cover put forth by ?uestlove, the guitarist and the tuba player. The cover, an anti-war tune written 40 years ago, was played with the band's heart in the right place, but people don't go to hip-hop shows to experience Woodstock.

Obscure tunes were played all night. Determine to prove their above hip-hop musical prowess, they lost touch with their base of fans in the process.

The most invigorating part of the whole evening was a medley of current and old hip-hop played as a tribute to refute Nas' assertion that "hip-hop is dead." The crowd finally got amped when they heard Mims' "This is why I'm hot," or other mainstream songs by the likes of Lil John – music The Roots have spent a career separating themselves from.

When they played their own tunes, the reactions from the crowd matched the performance by the band. Muddled and confused. Most cuts of the "Game Theory" weren't even recognizable from the album versions of the same songs. It took a few bars of each song for the crowd to even know what was hitting them.

Overall, a disappointment from the hardest-working group in hip-hop.

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Thursday, May 03, 2007

Spiderman drops tonight at 12:01 a.m.

I'll be there. Will you?

Get your tickets fast before they're gone. Wear you favorite Spiderman t-shirt or a full costume if you're real cool (I might if I had one).

By the way, lots of Blockbusters are hitting theaters this summer. What do you think will break box office records this year? Spiderman III, Pirates III, or Transformers?

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Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Cincinnati's Hip-Hop star comes back home 05/07

Cincinnati's own turntable master Mr. Dibbs is coming back into town on Monday night at TopCats.

Dibbs is known for pioneering the genre of cross-genre turntable manipulation and is fun to hear even for non-hip-hop fans. The last time I saw him he replayed a hip-hop version of the masturbation scene from the 40-year-old Virgin. A little something for everyone.

El-P is an underground MC with a lot of street cred. I don't know a ton about him, but I'll shell out the $15 for Dibbs alone.

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Oh no! The smoking ban is making us lose these guys?!

Say goodbye to the cool guys:

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Funny quote from the Post:

"We have noticed it already," said Blaschke, owner of Cosmo's Grille Pub in Covington's MainStrasse. "One of my regulars - he lives in Ohio - he tells me he's selling his house and moving over here. He's a smoker. He's quite angry. That's the extreme."

See ya later dude. Smoking losers out. Smart people in.

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Strippers gone wild at the Statehouse

It's a dubious honor to be the defender of strip clubs and adult entertainment – just ask Cincinnatian's about Larry Flynt and you'll get what I'm talking about.

But someone's got to do it.

So now that the always prude and anal-retentive Phil Burress is trying to crush Ohio's strip-club industry, the beautiful strippers are up in arms.

Burress is on a mission to convince Ohioans that strip clubs cause more crime and depreciate property value. But if you know anything about his organization, Citizens for Community Values, you know their real concern is morality. After all, their biggest claim to fame is banning gay marriage in Ohio. I'm sure that wasn't to reduce crime or protect the community from any non-moral threat.

It's a travesty that this is being discussed and is bound to make Ohio (and Cincinnati) more laughed at then it already is.

The truth is, strip clubs are good for the economy and unlike other barroom restrictions (smoking) naked people don't hurt anybody.

The Cleveland Plain Dealer has both sides of the story


Pros of strip clubs:

Harsh new proposed regulations on strip clubs could hit Cleveland right in the wallet by making the city less attractive to those picking convention sites, says the city's top tourism official.

"The people who make the decisions on where to bring a convention consider a wide variety of issues and offerings," Dennis Roche, president of the Convention and Visitors Bureau of Greater Cleveland, said in an interview on Monday. "I wouldn't call it a deal maker, but I would call it a tie-breaker," he added, referring to adult entertainment such as strip bars.


Money quote from The Enquirer:

"Let's be honest: CCV doesn't want to empower local governments, it wants to close down all forms of adult entertainment and continue promoting its narrow social agenda," Liakos said.


CCV's justification of the legislation:

"If I was the mayor of a city, I wouldn't want conventioneers who wanted to go out and carouse all night long at these clubs," said Burress. "The increase in crime that comes is going to cause extra taxpayer money to keep extra police officers on the street."


We're not legislating morality," he said. "We're protecting the community from increased crime and decreased property values."


CCV is lame. If two adults want to show some nakedness together, why not?

I might have to take up Larry Flynt's old cause and open up a strip club in the Nati... Smoke free of course. Wouldn't want to cause any harm to anyone.

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Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Maybe the Enquirer's not the problem

I know... It's a preposterous thought.

It's easy to get mad at The Enquirer. I usually do. When you check out some of the complaints, it's easy to put the blame on the Gannett paper.

But maybe it's not the right thing to do.

I just got back from the new ultra-violent film, the Condemned, and I took away a valuable moral lesson from the movie. The consumer is ultimately responsible for the crap rising to the top.

And yes, The Enquirer is rising to the top. It's one of the few papers in the country that is actually gaining circulation. Off the top of my head I believe it was second nationwide in circulation gains.

No. I'm not advocating the style of journalism that turns newspapers into profit machines driven by money and not principle. I'm just saying that media critics need to take into consideration that the ultimate blame is on the shoulders of the every day reader. After all, The Enquirer, and most successful corporations, are built to find out what the customer wants and then give it to them. News customers just happen to want crappy, short news stories.

It's a shame I know. Luckily, I have the most sophisticated, intelligent readers in the world.

You guys are the best.

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Monday, April 30, 2007

What's hazy about the smoking ban?

What started as solid coverage of the smoking ban has turned into a platform for dirt bars and their dirty customers.

The Enquirer just can't stop knocking the smoking ban.

We get it Enquirer, there's a few bar owners who want us to think that the sky is falling. And yes, they all have the same standard issue BS given to them by some lawyer looking to topple a law passed by the voters of Ohio:

The group's lawsuit claims the law is an unconstitutional infringement of their members' privacy and property rights. It has requested an order stopping enforcement of the new rules until the issues are given a full hearing in court.


How many times do they have to say this before it becomes true?

If they manage to find a cigarette-puffing judge who accepts their sophomoric legal argument, I'll be excited. That's right. Excited.

The first thing I'm going to do is simple. Open a strip club. Damn it, I'm going to buy a property and there's going to be all sorts of titties on display. It'll be my property and no one has the right to tell me I can't have some strippers in it. Heck, that doesn't even cause any health problems.

At my nudey bar I'm going to host gunfight Wednesdays. Anyone who wants to can come in with their six-shooters and start duels – Wild West style. I'm sure the cops will try to break it up, but frankly, it's my property and if I choose to ignore the laws passed by other citizens, that's none of their concern.

To be honest, I'm disgusted with the state of things right now.

The media's pretending like every bar is crumbling to the ground (which it's not). They keep telling us these anecdotal stories about little dirt bars in Cheviot who are apparently in competition with veteran's halls while failing to report facts or figures about sales

I'm sad about Ohioans (Cincinnati in general since Cleveland (I think) and Columbus already have smoking bans). Are you so addicted to tobacco that you have to do damage to other people to get your fix? It's fucking pathetic. Get some chew or something you addicted pansy.

And bars, if 90 percent of your clientele (as reported by on bar owner in the Enquirer article) smoke, you're a terrible businessperson. Stop catering to addicts and junkies. It's business. Evolve or die.

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Lindners back fringe candidate

The Lindners are nothing if not predictable.

A fundamentalist, pro-life (when it's convenient), business-loving Republican pops up and the Lindners are there to pick up the tab.

The corporate kings of Cincinnati have raised a bananas amount of money for the double-talking Mormon, making Romney the clear money-winner in Ohio with $478,030.

As The Enquirer explains, Romney is barely a blip on the radar – he's a crazy Mormon, what do you expect? – but fundamentalists with money are bound to get him some much-undeserved attention.

Funny how that works.

If you're a "fringe candidate" like Ralph Nader you get demonized and criticized by more "mainstream" thinkers. If you're someone who believes some farm boy discovered golden plates in the woods, only to have them taken away and not be seen by other people, you're destined to get plugged into the media and big money network.

Sadly, crazy people with shitloads of money will topple principles and accomplishment all the time.

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Clean it up Reds fans

A sunny cool day yesterday meant a perfect day to get down to the ballpark (for some reason only 10,000 people showed up). To top off the perfect weather, the game was neck and neck until the Reds blew it open in the bottom of the seventh.

And yes, the Reds are first in our division now.

I love sports and I love the Reds, but something keeps getting me down at the games: Our fans are complete assholes.

Milwaukee centerfielder Bill Hall suffered the worst of it last night. One drunken, pot-bellied man in right center field couldn't control himself being in earshot Hall. He continued to harass Hall (who made a few mistakes in the field but pummeled the ball at the plate) until the last out. Every stinging comment was a huge victory in what was obviously a very small life.

That wasn't the worst of it, though.

Ken Griffey Jr., our own superstar, got an earful throughout the game from "Reds faithful" in right field. "Why didn't you dive for it Griffey?" "Ryan Freel would have dove for that!" "You're overpaid!" Nothing better than a group of might-be little league coaches harassing a 10 time Gold Glove winner about his fielding decisions. It only sweetens the hypocrisy that these are the same fans who get on Griffey for hurting himself too frequently (diving for balls and jumping into walls, of course).

Fans need to clean up their act here in the Nati. And if you're thinking about taking kids to the game, make sure you explain that the people on the field are winners and the people heckling them are losers. That way the kids will grow up emulating the successful people and not the small ones.

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Friday, April 06, 2007

Mayor Mallory featured at Gay Wired

A critique of Mallory's performance...

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Thursday, April 05, 2007

Nazis Plan March

The Enquirer has reported Justin Boyer, the Ohio leader of the American National Socialist Workers party has announced that Cincinnati has granted a permit for the Nazi group to protest on April 20 in Over-the-Rhine. Boyer states that the purpose of the protest is, "To make the Over-the-Rhine ghetto safe for regular foot traffic by white people." Boyer hopes that a few uniformed members will attend and that smaller numbers will increase the nazi group's glory. The group protested in Toledo last October. The mayor of Toledo holds the nazi group responsible for the riots that broke out there with a counter protest group.

This will undoubtedly alarm many in Cincinnati who can easily remember the April 2001 riots. As someone who lived in Cincinnati at the time I saw the immediate and long term problems that resulted from the riots. Part of the reason Over-the-Rhine is so dangerous is because of the riots. Most people would love to see a safe Over-the-Rhine not for the "foot traffic by white people" but, for the people who live there. A revitalized Over-the-Rhine would be great for the city's economy and culture as well. The nazis are not going to be the group to bring safety to the city and, many will be really pissed off about their protest and, some will counter protest.

The First Amendment is a wonderful thing. It allows dialogue and change. Even though the protest will be inflammatory and racist, good could come of it. The City of Cincinnati needs to take this opportunity to show that violence does not have to break out. I think it would be a great showing for the city if the protest went on and nothing happened. It would give Cincinnatians confidence in the police department and city government if the protest went on without the violence and riots that happened in Toledo. If the protest goes on and there isn't an outbreak of violence maybe Cincinnati is capable of being safe.

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Mallory REALLY can't pitch

Mark Mallory threw one WAY wide right on Jimmy Kimmel Live while trying to erase his new reputation as a pie-thrower. But with Kurt Russell urging him on behind the plate, Mallory did manage to bounce a second attempt into Russell's glove.

Check out the video here.

This bout of bad pitching may be slightly embarrassing for our mayor, but it sure ain't hurting his name recognition.

Just so we can all remember the original:

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Sunday, April 01, 2007

UC and Metro finally team up

I'm on the verge of graduation and it's too late for me, but Metro and the University of Cincinnati are finally doing the right thing: Giving free rides to UC students.

This is one of the best ways to reduce traffic and move UC's thousands of students to areas of the city that could benefit from our disposable income.

Believe it or not, though, a lot of UC students are scared of the bus. It came up in a class last quarter and several students said they would never step foot on a Metro bus. Hopefully they'll get over that suburban fear quickly. Once they ride it to school a couple times, or downtown for a Reds game, I imagine they will.

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Council candidates unimpressive (thus far)

With the Republicans announcing their slate a while ago, and the Charterites offering up their slate a few days ago, there's little for Cincinnati to be excited about.

Maybe the Democrats will turn the tide and give us a young, exciting slate of candidates to shake things up.

Ha.

Sadly, it looks like another year of candidates telling us how much crime there is and how much they can put a stop to it with more jails and more cops.

At least we still have Christopher Smitherman to keep the power structure off-balance. Hell, with him in the running we might actually get an independent elected. Anything to keep the current council from getting too comfortable.

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Monday, March 26, 2007

Apparently someone misses abstinence education

As The Enquirer continues to push the abstinence debate forward, I start to appreciate the fact that we have blogs – it's the only way the truth can come out some times.

I wasn't a teen all that long ago (I'm now 23) and I guess that makes it easy for me to see why abstinence education is silly. Had my school not had the common sense to teach me about condoms, STDs and the emotional reactions teens experience with sex, I wouldn't have been armed to make smart decisions. Thanks to a simple health class that taught the facts, I'm not a baby's daddy and I've never had Chlamydia.

Yes abstinence is an option. But it's hardly "part of a curriculum." It's a couple sentences that should be dropped in amongst valid, useful information – like how to avoid the clap.

More importantly, the state doesn't need to provide funding to teach abstinence. What does the money go towards? Mandatory artificial pregnant bellies for horny teens to wear around school as a reminder of consequences?

What I haven't seen in The Enquirer's coverage of the abstinence education debate is, well, the other side. They continue to cite numbers of decreased pregnancy:

Ohio's program has been considered a national model, and supporters point to the reduction in teenage pregnancies in recent years. In Ohio, teen pregnancy rates have decreased from 42.3 pregnancies for every 1,000 females between the ages of 10-19 in 1997 to 33.1 in 2005.


These are compelling stats, but there's no iron-clad proof that abstinence education is the responsible party. The Dean of Cincinnati points out with the Cincinnati marijuana issue, numbers games are easy to play.

What questions aren't answered by the MSM here? For starters, what percentage of female teenagers are on birth control? Has this number increased? Has Planned Parenthood (or other similar groups) been forced to order more condoms because more kids are coming in to get them?

Citing the stats is helpful, but crediting them to something that may or may not be responsible is intellectually dishonest.

At least Governor Strickland is more realistic than the editorial board at The Enquirer. Once the board starts telling the whole story, I'll start listening to them. Until then, it's just an opinion.

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Friday, March 23, 2007

Just say no to marijuana ordinance

The marijuana ordinance that does nothing but clog jails and waste police officers time is up for renewal. Luckily, being a concerned citizen who knows a stupid law when you see one, there is an easy link set up so that you can tell council how silly this law is.

Let 'em hear it.

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Enquirer reverses protest story

Yesterday marked the four-year anniversary of the Iraq War and, appropriately, war critics gathered to protest at Fountain Square.

The Enquirer, as expected, was there to cover the event. At least that's what you'd expect from a major newspaper like the Enquirer. But some how, Quan Truong and Howard Wilkinson ended up writing a story about Iraq War supporters instead of simply covering the event that they should have been assigned to cover.

Interesting.

Truong and Wilkinson should be familiar with the industry-standard "inverted pyramid" style of writing. For those who don't know, the "inverted pyramid" is a style of writing based on the assumption that people are only going to read the first couple of paragraphs (if not only the first paragraph) of a news story. Therefore, editors and teachers make you cram all of the key information into the lead and the next couple of paragraphs.

So why does the beginning of a local war protest story look like this?

The fourth anniversary of the war in Iraq was marked Monday with protest and prayer, and thoughts for local families of soldiers killed.

John Prazynski of Hamilton is one. In May, it will have been two years since his 20-year-old son, Lance Cpl. Taylor Prazynski, died.

As painful as that loss was, he supports the war that took the young Marine he was proud to call his son.

"When somebody comes up to me and wants to give me all the reasons why we shouldn't be there and why we should get out now, the first question I ask them is if they are getting all their information from the newspapers and the TV," said Prazynski. "If they say yes, I tell them to go talk to somebody who has been there, in uniform. They'll tell you why they believe in the cause."

On April 9, Keith and Carolyn Maupin of Union Township will mark the third anniversary of the capture of their son, Sgt. Matt Maupin, near Baghdad airport. Maupin remains the only U.S. soldier listed by the Pentagon as captured.


As you can see, the writers chose to skirt the actual event and dive right into parents who have sacrificed and want that sacrifice to mean something.

Might work for a companion feature (where you're supposed to buck the pyramid a little), but makes no sense as event coverage.

Eventually the writers did start talking about the actual protest, but long after most readers have flipped the page or clicked a new link.

Sloppy writing at best, clear bias at worst.

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Thursday, March 01, 2007

College Democrats -- weak as their national counterparts

Read my take on the Dems HERE.

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Thursday, February 22, 2007

My take on the UC sex tape

University of Cincinnati sports are getting attention for all the wrong reasons.

Read my take HERE.

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Council rightfully taking a stand against the war

Cincinnati City Council, in an expected 5-4 vote, is set to officially oppose the war.

The naysayers on council are arguing that the non-binding resolution will have little or zero impact on the situation in Iraq – but that view's a little short-sighted. After all, President George W. Bush's troop surge may mean another Cincinnatian having to pack up his things and kiss his mother goodbye. At least City Council can tell that mother they tried to prevent it.

If I were on council, that would provide me a little peace of mind.

But even so, Berding (and others) insist that there are more pressing issues on Council's plate.

""I would think that people would expect us to get the snow off Cincinnati streets, not to get our soldiers off the streets of Baghdad," Berding said to The Cincinnati Enquirer.

Eh.

Snow on the streets is troublesome. At its worst it might even cause an accident and take a life. The war in Iraq, on the other hand, takes lives every day – American, Iraqi, and even Cincinnatian.

Who is anyone to say 250+ cities standing against the war will have no impact? The president reads the news (or someone reads it to him). Who knows what'll happen when he sees his supporters dropping like flies.

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Saturday, February 10, 2007

Enquirer takes a minute for introspection

In a recent blog entry, Editorial Page Editor David Wells takes a moment to question the content that fills the pages of newspapers:

Iran is threatening to go nuclear, the vice president may have to testify in a Washington criminal trial and Congress is investigating what happened to $12 billion in cash that was sent into Iraq after the fall of Saddam Hussein and might have ended up in the hands of insurgents now shooting at our soldiers.

So what stories have enthralled the public in print, broadcasts, blogs and comment boards for the past three days?

Anna Nicole Smith and the off-course astronaut...

How, when and why have stories that used to be fit only for supermarket tabloids been elevated to the mainstream?


It's important to note that Wells provides three links to the type of news people should be reading: Iran, Dick Cheney having to testify, and a misplaced $12 billion – all stories from the New York Times.

Conspicuous in its absence is the example of good journalism we should be reading from the Cincinnati Enquirer (currently their top story is about a high school basketball game).

Either irony is completely lost on Wells, or he is growing tired of the editorial choices made by the Enquirer.

The Enquirer has been participating in fast-food journalism for some time now, so if Wells' confusion is genuine, color me baffled. You can't feed people Big Macs every day and then wonder why they turn up their nose when you try to feed them broccoli.

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Thursday, January 25, 2007

UC needs students to run for office

Read my take HERE.

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Thursday, January 11, 2007

New columns

I've been gone from the internet for a while (I have a low tolerance for the blogosphere and I have to step away every so often) and I know some of you have missed me.

I've got a couple of new columns out. Give them a look if you want to read the best of the best:

MainStreet hard on vegetarians

Responsible shopping has arrived at UC

Both are certain award winners.

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Monday, December 18, 2006

Angels and Airwaves in town tonight

More than once in the blogosphere, some bitter commenter has glanced at my Blogger profile and defeated any argument I have (no matter how awesome it is) by pointing out Blink 182 is one of my favorite bands.

People lose intellectual respect for me when they realize I like a band that rose to fame with dirty jokes about boobs and semi-reflective songs about heartbreak. As I was 13 at the time, it was right up my alley. When I started listening to them, the band was probably an average of 22 and just finding prominence by landing a track on Can't Hardly Wait soundtrack – "Damn it," a song about the difficulties of breaking up and growing up.

Now they are all in there 30s and broken up. They are squirting out babies and spending more time with their wives instead of chasing girls and having their hearts shattered. Though their latest album, self-titled, took several steps forward and showed the inevitable maturation that comes with ten years, they still called it quits suddenly after its release – a nasty goodbye that resulted in the canceling of half a tour and the severing of all ties.

Rumor has it, Tom Delonge, the somewhat pompous front-man, has not spoken to the other two members of the band since they went their separate ways.

However, the members have their own projects now and one of them is in town tonight. Call it nostalgia if you must, but I'll be there tonight at the Madison theater to see part of the band (Tom Delonge as a member of Angels and Airwaves) that grew up alongside me.

Maybe I'll see you there.

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Saturday, December 16, 2006

Edwards set to announce his candidacy

The southerner who is as famous for his grin and tan as he is for the creation of a second America, John Edwards, is set to announce his candidacy.

Edwards, who represented North Carolina in the Senate for six years, plans to make the campaign announcement late this month from the New Orleans neighborhood hit hardest by Hurricane Katrina last year and slow to recover from the storm.

The officials spoke on condition of anonymity because they did not want to pre-empt Edwards' announcement.

As Edwards enters the crowded field, the Lower Ninth Ward provides a stark backdrop to highlight his signature issue _ that economic inequality means that the country is divided into "two Americas."


The guy has been making his way around the country since the end of his unsuccessful campaign for Vice-President fighting for minimum wage raises and looking for an end to poverty – that included a trip to the Burnet Woods Gazebo to campaign for Ohio's Issue 2.

Barack Obama is said to have the rock-star aura in his corner, but the way the old Cincinnati Democratic crowd fawned over a refreshed John Edwards a few months ago indicates he might have a bit of the same mojo working for him.

Poverty is as important an issue as any and it's good that there's now a candidate in the race who is going to make that the centerpiece of his campaign. Combine Edwards with Dennis Kucinich, whose main issue is ending the war in Iraq, and Democrats almost have a whole candidate this time around.

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Thursday, December 14, 2006

December Picnics

It's strange being able to leave your jacket on the hanger in the middle of December. The same could be said about being able to roll down your window in your car a week before Christmas.

Don't get me wrong, I like being able to give the heater a rest in what is usually a time to plug in the space heater and curl up in a blanket. It was interesting buying a vegan cheese steak from Melt, cruising over to Burnet Woods, and snagging a picnic table by a few older gentleman soaking up the winter sun.

But for those of you who are used to the biting cold that comes with Ohio winters, the debate has to be close to over as to whether global warming was just a way for Al Gore to scare us into voluntarily listening to him lecture for two hours, or if it's the real mccoy.

I suppose there will always be nay-sayers, even on something as obvious as global warming, but they are just burying their heads in the sand – on their December weekend trip to Lake Michigan maybe. It seems that denying the truth, or making up an alternate reality, is easier for some than actually confronting destiny and taking it by the horns.

For now I'll just enjoy picnics in December. I may even plan a Christmas camping trip (At this rate I wouldn't be out of line to bring a bathing suit). I'll just hope the irony won't be lost on the general public.

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Mayor Mallory finally moving in the right direction with alternative energy

Mayor Mallory is finally taking his first step towards promoting alternative energy in Cincinnati.

Mayor Mark Mallory, Director of the Parks Department Willie Carden, and representatives of Duke Energy today unveiled the Solar and Wind Energy Project. The pilot project is part of the Cincinnati Green Initiative that the Mayor announced in his first State of the City Address. The project will install solar panels and a wind turbine to generate electricity to power the Parks Board Administration Building.

"This innovative project takes our commitment to a Green Cincinnati to the next level,” Mayor Mallory said. “By using renewable energy to help power our city buildings, we can save money on energy costs and make our city more environmentally friendly.”


Moving towards alternative energy is long overdue, but this is the first baby-step in the right direction. First, the Parks Board Administration Building, then every city-owned building. Then we can move it out to the general population.

Well, I'm getting ahead of myself. But as the proverb goes, every journey begins with one small step.

Maybe Mayor Mallory got tired of letting all of his supporters down and decided to start delivering on some of his weighty campaign promises.

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Assault weapons set to hit the streets

I was pulling my hair out thinking I may not be able to carry my fully-loaded assault rifle with me when walking to and from the grocery store.

Thanks to the state legislature though, it's legal again. Bob Taft, probably feeling guilty after years of being a miserable governor, vetoed the bill that is now set to overturn all of Ohio's local gun laws and will also allow big guns out on the streets for our kids to play with. I suppose that's the risk you run when you're a governor who pops open a Champagne bottle when he sneaks his approval rating into the 20s – people aren't afraid to defy an unpopular leader.

From the Enquirer:

The Republican-controlled Senate narrowly overrode Gov. Bob Taft's veto of a concealed-carry weapons bill Tuesday.

The override, the first of any governor in 29 years, means that more than 80 local gun ordinances, including Cincinnati's assault weapons ban, will be abolished in 90 days.

Mayor Mark Mallory, a state legislator for 10 years, said he is discouraged by the Ohio General Assembly's vote against home rule.

Cincinnati's ban on assault weapons was reinstated Friday by the Ohio Supreme Court after more than two years of court appeals. The local ban will be unenforceable, again, March 13, meaning that residents can own military-style, semiautomatic weapons with magazines that hold dozens of bullets.


With rising crime in the Nati I bet cops are thrilled citizens will have the use of assault rifles against other citizens and cops alike.

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Monday, December 11, 2006

Bengals sticking it to the taxpayers again

From the Cincinnati Enquirer:

Hamilton County taxpayers are getting ready to pay the Bengals $900,000 for the turf at Paul Brown Stadium.

The team installed the synthetic turf before the 2004 season after complaints about the grass the stadium had since its 2000 opening.

Hamilton County owns the stadium but leases it to the team. A clause in the lease calls for the government to pay for stadium upgrades - technology, turf and others - if they are done in other stadiums home to National Football League teams.


I'm not sure who wrote the lease, or if the lease is standard for the NFL (it seems NFL teams hold local governments hostage pretty regularly), but it sure does stick it to the taxpayer. Team owners rake in all the profits while taxpayers pay for stadium upgrades? That's just crazy.

With how much the taxpayer has thrown in on this deal, tickets should be free to residents of Hamilton County.

That's not how it works, unfortunately. But good thing Phil Heimlich is there to save the day:

"This is another example of how unfair this (lease) is to the taxpayers of Hamilton County," said Commissioner Phil Heimlich, who supported a county lawsuit against the team and league seeking to get hundreds of millions of dollars returned to the government.

"There's no limit to the number of gadgets they can buy and charge to the taxpayer."


Let's see if Phil Heimlich can actually do something about it in the dwindling few weeks of his final term.

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Sunday, December 10, 2006

Bengals are becoming an embarrassment to the city

I was under the impression the most embarrassing thing about the Bengals is the fact that the whole city loses a coherent vocabulary and yells "WHO-DEY" every Sunday – and yes, that is an embarrassment to our city.

But the rap sheet for this year's Bengals team is giving the stupid slogan/cheer a run for its money. Cornerback Deltha O'Neal became the 8th player of the year to have a run-in with the law after being arrested for DUI.

Please stop getting arrested Bengals. You're grossly overpaid and can afford cabs, bus rides, or private helicopters when you are too drunk to drive.

And fans, please let "WHO-DEY" go.

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Fountain Square was packed last night

Last night the brand new Fountain Square celebrated it's first Macy's Christmas celebration.

It was surprisingly crowded. Too crowded even. There was no room to skate, wanna-be carriage riders were forced to jockey for position in hopes they would be the lucky winners in the happy-cab sweepstakes, and even the now highly-priced garage was filled to capacity.

The fireworks show was alright and the explosions made strange echoes since they were trapped between high buildings instead of being in open fields. Not to mention how excited all the small children were to see "Santa" rappel down a skyscraper.

All in all, it was good to see people downtown having fun with their families.

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